The Barmaiden

1. The voice we use when we’re pretending to be him talking is that of Pterry from Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. I can’t remember which dog I started that with, but to me all dogs have had that voice since the late ’80s.
2. When Hank is not around, his speech becomes profanity-laden. E.g. “If someone doesn’t…

My dog sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.