July 2010
43 posts
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Are we still doing the google voice thing? Because I am on vacation, and can think of no better thing than to leave a bunch of voicemails consisting of nothing more than the sound of the waves hitting the sand, or maybe you will get to hear me order a double scoop of Kona coffee and chocolate ice cream in a waffle cone please. Oh, and here’s the number. Do with it what you will....
Jul 27th
http://boloco.com/feedback/bragging/pan-mass-challe... →
The boyfriend’s sister, Jen, is riding in the Pan-Mass Challenge to raise money for cancer research, and you can help (for free!) She’s in the running to win a sponsorship from Boloco that would match some or all of the money she has already raised. It’s one of those silly Facebook things where you try to get the most likes, so please click on this link, and ‘like’...
Jul 27th
Jul 24th
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Avery Edison's Internet Website: Google says my... →
Which is something I disagree with them about, obviously. But if you search on Maps for my address, nothing comes up. No matter how many times you hit the enter key, nothing happens. My neighbor’s house shows up, and the one across the street. Yet if you go to streetview, and try to turn the… I had this same problem when I lived in Quincy, MA. My house didn’t exist so I always...
Jul 21st
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Jul 13th
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Once upon a time I played Words With Friends with quite a few of you. And then I got busy and didn’t have time and all my games died from neglect. So now that I have time to play again, I don’t have anyone to play with! User name is thebarmaiden Play with me???
Jul 12th
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I'm taking a late night drive with the windows...
paulewogblog: It just rained in the desert. If I could bottle the smell and how it makes a person feel I’d sell it and make a million damn dollars. Ahhh, this just made me extremely homesick for AZ.
Jul 12th
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Ugh. It smells like rotten honey up in here.
Jul 12th
Jul 12th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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I got nothing.: CHIPOTLE!!! →
My co workers, both the finance doods, just freaked the fuck out because there will be a Chipotle built on the next block. Of note, these two doods freak out about NOTHING. Sometimes they giggle about donor calls or my crazed swearing fits, but other than that, they just work their asses off. … They just opened one near my office a couple of weeks ago. Two days before their grand...
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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Matt, I don't care if you went to the Beirut...
rosasparks: mar-see-ah: You’re been reading too much Dr. Seuss. Flugelhorns are most definitely real, Miss Thing. My best friend played one in high school. They sound awesome. They’re like trumpets, but awesomer. I also played the flugelhorn in high school. I always told people it was like a pregnant trumpet.
Jul 8th
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Stuff in my Brain: I AM A BABY! I Don't want to go... →
So here’s the deal. I have to go. For the first time in my life I have a tooth wayyyyyy in the back that is killing me. I generally have had good luck with my teeth. I’ve never had to have an extraction, get regular dental cleanings and check-ups, brush, floss, don’t generally eat sugar or drink… I’m so sorry. Tooth pain is the worst!
Jul 7th
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Phonetic alphabet makes me nervous.
jessieshmessie: A as in aesthetic B as in the insect C as in cerulean D as in django E as in “eh?” F as in phone. No, I mean, F as in, fu… fist. G as in gnome H as in heir I as in in J as in jalapeno  K as in knead L as in lead M as in mead N as in need O as in onomatopoeia P as in pneumonic Q as in queue R as in rasin S as in sssssssssssss T as in tsunami  U as in...
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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Jul 5th
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Forget me not... →
I would totally do this if I were…well…more motivated than I clearly am.  Because I find it to be hilarious.  Especially the bathtub picture.  (Oh, you know you were just gonna scroll by before I mentioned that.  Admit it!)
Jul 5th
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A bird just shit on me. That’s supposed to be lucky, right?
Jul 5th
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Jul 5th
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Jul 4th
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Jul 4th
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simple as that
Her: When are you going to stop moving so often?
Me: When I'm home.
I love this answer. I may borrow it sometime.
Jul 4th
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Jul 4th
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Mission accomplished! That is, totally drunk! Woot!
Jul 4th
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Best way to deal with rabid republican relatives? Get shitty ass drunk. Brb.
Jul 4th
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Hanging with the bad relatives today. So grateful for beer. Cheers!!!
Jul 3rd
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Purple!!!! →
Seriously amazing slide show from Serious Eats about how to clean squid.  I know, kind of gross.  But they save the ink!  It’s cool!  I swear!
Jul 3rd
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Waste Warriors: Folks Across the Nation Divert... →
This is a seriously cool article about folks saving food from landfills and using it for…well, better things.  The restaurant I worked at in Seattle composted all it’s food waste, which I just thought was awesome.  I’m rather surprised that I don’t see more composting going on here in Santa Monica - what with all the health food and yoga mats I see walking around. ...
Jul 3rd
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Jul 3rd
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 3rd
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Ugh, nice girls finish last too... :(
So they sent (almost) everyone at my office home early today…and I, in a moment of insanity, agreed to stay so that my supervisor and the receptionist could both go home (if I went home early, only one of them could go too.  If I stayed, two of them got to leave early.  I’m too nice.)  Anyway, totally stuck at work in an empty office with nothing to do.  So I’m being a rebel and...
Jul 3rd
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rochelleysylvester: Rochelle \Urban dictionaryOrigin: French Meaning: little rock- A woman who doesn’t take shit from anyone, even her own parents. She does things her way when she wants where she wants how she wants. A beautiful person inside and out. She is a great listener and tells it like it is. She is lotal and trust worthy. She is exotic and fun to be around. How awesome would it be...
Jul 2nd
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Jul 1st
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June 2010
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There is a 15 1/2 inch difference between my waist...
piscesinpurple: 1. This is why I can’t have a nice, off-the-rack cocktail dress.  2. My ass is huge. HUGE.  and THIS is why I learned how to sew.
Jun 29th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Drinking two beers then riding my (cruiser) bike three miles = burpy barmaiden!
Jun 17th
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Frageelay: Gorillasushi Relief Fund →
Please Reblog. Many of you know that Jason, aka Gorillasushi, lost his wife after a long illness this week. With his permission, I’ve created a Pledgie account for those of us who wish to donate to help him with the astronomical medical bills and other expenses he’s now facing on his own. Here’s a link to
Jun 12th
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First World Problems...
So the boyfriend and I have decided that we want to move to Europe…in March.  It’s all very exciting, except for one thing: the new iPhone.  We both want one, but we don’t want to buy a new phone just to have it turn into an expensive paperweight (okay, an iPod touch) once we move overseas.  So…I figure we just have to buy a factory unlocked phone from Italy.  That will...
Jun 11th
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